Blake Karamazov and Cookie Dough as Sofia Petrillo vamp for the SFBG holiday camera.

GUARDIAN PHOTO BY MATTHEW REAMER

We're sorry to contribute to your stress. We know that our 2012 Holiday Guide is coming out the day before Thanksgiving, and while you are to be accusing for bridling at our anticipation, we think you're going to like this one. After all, with a list of over 24 presents for your boo, your neighborhood, and more -- for under $10! -- Marke B.'s explanation of a slightly-scatalogical adopted holiday rite, a full listing of tree lightings and other twinkly November/December happenings, and so much more, you're going to be better prepped than ever for surviving the next six weeks. Or our name's not Saint Nick. 

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>>THE REASON FOR THE SEASON: No, not Jesus. It's an article about volunteering and gifts that give back

>>GABBA GABBA BUY: What to cop for your headphone-obsessed loved one? Our picks, from boxed sets to lovely local presents

>>BEATING THE POOP LOG: A family adopts an ancient Catalonian tradition

>>THAT'S A WRAP: Gift ideas for your favorite film fan 

>>CREATING OUR OWN TRADITIONS: A guide to the holidays for queer and sex-positive families

>>RUN OVER BY A REINDEER: Holiday events: tree lightings, flamenco concerts, Chinese food buffets, and more

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